Happy Valentines Day OSLIST!

[Eric Lilius]

And belated birthday greetings to Father Brian and Jeff.

I thought you wonderful people would enjoy the wisdom of the Swami.
I advise not having anything in your mouth when you read the Guidelines.


6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly 
live like nomads.
That's where I no mad at you and you no mad at me.
That way there will surely be nomadness on the planet. Peace begins with 
each of us.
A little peace here, a little peace there.
Pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace 
everywhere.


More of the Swami at
http://www.wakeuplaughing.com/
Eric

*SWAMI'S TEN GUIDELINES TO ENLIGHTENMENT

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1. Be a FUNdamentalist. Ensure that the FUN always comes before the MENTAL.
Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled.
A laugh track has been provided and the reason we are put in the 
material world is to get more material from that track.
Have a good laughsitive twice a day, which will ensure regularity.

2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift just for 
entering, so you are already a winner!

3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That's 
where I tell a vision to you and you tell a vision to me.
That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change 
the channel.

4. Life is like photography -- you use the negative to develop.
No matter what adversity you face, be reassured: of course God loves 
you. . .

5. It is true: as we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought 
particles tend to get caught between the ears and cause a condition 
called "truth decay."
Be sure to use mental floss twice a day, and when you're tempted to 
practice 'tantrum yoga',
remember what we teach in the Swami's Absurdiveness Training Class: 
don't get EVEN, get ODD.

6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly 
live like nomads.
That's where I no mad at you and you no mad at me.
That way there will surely be nomadness on the planet. Peace begins with 
each of us.
A little peace here, a little peace there.
Pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace 
everywhere.

7. I know, great earth changes have been predicted for the future,
so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple: when you 
find a fault, don't dwell on it.

8. There's no need to change the world.
All we have to do is toilet train the world and we'll never have to 
change it again.

9. If you're looking for the key to the Universe, I've got some good 
news, and some bad news.
The bad news: there is no key to the Universe.
The good news: it was never locked.

10. Finally, everything I've told you is 'channeled'.
That way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault.
But, remember: enlightenment is not a bureaucracy, so you don't have to 
go through channels.

SWAMI Beyondananda

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