Have not sent

[Terry Gibson]

If you receive an email entitled "Bad Ass Mother", delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. This one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetises the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
to play. It will program your mobile phone auto-dial to call only gay
talklines. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
drink ALL the beer in your fridge.
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with hair remover and your hair
remover with Grecian 2000, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and
billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to
run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files,
changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences. If the message is opened
in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a
full bathtub.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out
in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest to you.
You have been warned !


----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Carole Maleh 
  To: OSLIST at LISTSERV.BOISESTATE.EDU 
  Sent: Saturday, November 10, 2001 3:56 PM
  Subject: Have not sent


  Dear collegues,
   
  I HAVE NOT SENT THE EMAILS WITH THE VIRUS!
   
  As you all I received the emails, too. I am sorry what happened to the open-space-list. I do not know how this could happen.
   
  Thanks to all of you who informed me about this.
   
  Yours, Carole
   
   
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